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Vanilla Cuppy’s
Strawberry Jam’s Cake
Okay, so no need to tell you which amazing skater this is named after! Wait, I guess we just did. A delicious vanilla cake filled with strawberry jam and strawberry buttercream, even more buttercream and strawberry jam. It sounds rich, but it is light as air! You’ll think you died and went to heaven. Derby Heaven, that is!
Skater: Strawberry Jam, Naptown Roller Girls
Skater: Strawberry Jam, Naptown Roller Girls
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A spunky variation on the classic tiramisu. Creamy vanilla cake soaked with espresso, topped with cream cheese frosting, cinnamon cocoa and espresso. She loves these, and so will you. You’re sure to scream and holler like Trauma-lina after just one bite!
Skater: Trauma Lina, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
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The most tasty cup of green tea you’ll ever consume. A delicious vanilla cake packed with Matcha and covered with a helmet of green tea glaze. You’re sure to score!
Skater: Asian Sinsation, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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…So have a J Roller cupcake. This can, and will, satisfy any attack of the munchies you might have. A mellow vanilla cake made with hemp milk and topped with a smooth buttercream bud.
Skater: J Roller, Coach Naptown Roller Girls
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Blue has toasted her opponents in a righteous way! And now she’s gonna do the same to you. Her skills on the track are evident in this our cinnamon toast/snickerdoodle cupcake. You’ll enjoy a brown sugary and cinnamony cupcake, topped with a smooth cinnamon glaze, and even more brown sugar and cinnamon. While the cake may not be blue, it is so Blue!
Skater: Blue Messiah, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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So, you got a case of Veronica Dodge, better known as VD? If you order a dozen of these, you will. What’s better to cure VD than with an inoculation? This healthy cupcake is chock full of remedies such as, almonds, cranberries, dark chocolate, and a shot of almond buttercream. Enjoy the benefits, and great taste! You’ll be glad you got VD, although you may not want to get rid of her!
Skater: Veronica Dodge, Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie – can be made vegan
Veggie – can be made vegan
Allergen: Contains nuts
Premuim
Ra-Jen Red has speedily moved up the ranks and become a star jammer, and now her cuppy is a star! This is a cupcake twist on an American classic. It’s got the buns, patty, lettuce, ketchup and mayo. You’ll be amazed by her on the track, and by her cuppy!
Skater: Ra-Jen Red Naptown Roller Girls
vegan
vegan
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Chocolate Cuppy’s
We set sail on a delicious voyage of richness and creaminess in this our first and most patriotic of little cakes. A smooth red velvet cake, topped with luscious cream cheese frosting and blueberries. You’ll for sure be waving your flag after this!
Skater: Maiden America, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Ima’s Gonna Hurt You!
You get to decide just how much pain she will inflict! Ima’s tough on the track, and now she’s tough off track. Chocolate and ancho chili combine with chili spiced ganache and smooth chocolate buttercream to create a pop in your mouth! It’s finished with a chocolate dipped pepper that’s sure to linger on your taste buds. We can go mild all the way to rockin’. You’ll dream of a timeout to cool off!
Skater: Ima Hurchu, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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The Silencer
Your dogs barkin’ from a long day on the track? Do you have derby girls yelling in your ear on just how they’re gonna take you down? Well, this is for you! A delicious chocolate cupcake filled with a peanut butter cup, topped with chocolate ganache, peanut butter frosting and a slice of peanut butter cup! Make sure you drink a tall cool glass of something with this one! If you can share, just shove one in your opponent’s mouth and she’s sure to be quiet! You Willa want this one fo sho!
Skater: Willa Hoeflinch, Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie - can be made vegan
Veggie - can be made vegan
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Katya Lickin’
You’ll think you’re eating Sunday breakfast in bed. A smoky chocolate cake, filled with chocolate buttercream, topped with silky chocolate ganache, decadent bourbon caramel walnuts and smoky bacon! We use locally pasture-raised, hormone and antibiotic free bacon from Royer Farms. You know you want to curl up under the covers and snuggle with this one!
Skater: Katya Lookin, Naptown Roller Girls
Not Veg
Not Veg
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Yep, Cereal Killer’s doing time for her continuous crime spree! Meet, the candy bar cupcake: A rich chocolate cake filled with gooey chocolate buttercream, topped with smooth chocolaty ganache, chopped nuts and chocolate caramel candy bar bits. If you are a coconut fun, we will gladly add that for your tasting pleasure. This is one sentence you won’t mind serving!
Skater: Cereal Killer, Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie
Veggie
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Joan of Dark accompanies you through any long, dark sleepless night you might encounter. Heck, she caused it! A rich, dark, coffee chocolate cake filled to the brim with chocolate buttercream and topped with chocolate espresso ganache. You’re sure to get a whip from this one!
Skater: Joan of Dark, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Peppermint Splatty’s
In honor of the Circle City Derby Girls and Splatty Hearst, you will enjoy a twist on a classic flavor. A chocolate cake with a mild peppermint flavor, filled with creamy frosting that shows its jealousy, and topped with a peppermint buttercream that is not ashamed of its strong personality. Face hits aren’t allowed in derby, but in Derby Cakes world, all helmets are off! You will also enjoy a cherry on top and crunchy peppermint candy crumbles. Yes Sir, you will surely want more!
Skater: Splatty Hearst, Circle City Derby Girls
Vegan
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Skater: Splatty Hearst, Circle City Derby Girls
Vegan
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Sinfully DeLizious
Be prepared to be schooled by one of our fave skaters turned coach. She’s gonna teach you the ways of true cupcake passion in this our cookies and cream flavor. A chocolate cake filled with cookie bits and topped with buttercream kissed by cookie crumbles. You’ll know all you need after just one bite!
Skater: Sin Lizzie, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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TL Pommel
Touretta Lynn used to pommel her opponents in the early years of Naptown. Now that she is retired, she is going to pommel us with a chocolate cuppy cake kissed with an orange/pomegranate reduction, and topped with a rich dark chocolate ganache. This is dark and mysterious, full of flavor, yet tangy and sweet, just like our beloved Touretta Lynn.
Skater: Touretta Lynn, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Sma”X”
Hits are a part of derby. They’re a part of life, in the literal sense. Here’s one you’ll enjoy taking, and from one of the best blockers around, Jen X. Be prepared to be smacked with yumminess! Chocolate “brownie” cake filled with peanut butter chips, and topped with marshmallow frosting. This is all served in a peculiar way, and not in true “cuppy” form, all smashed together in a mason jar! This is one you can share, or keep all to yourself. We won’t judge if you don’t share. We wouldn’t!
Hits are a part of derby. They’re a part of life, in the literal sense. Here’s one you’ll enjoy taking, and from one of the best blockers around, Jen X. Be prepared to be smacked with yumminess! Chocolate “brownie” cake filled with peanut butter chips, and topped with marshmallow frosting. This is all served in a peculiar way, and not in true “cuppy” form, all smashed together in a mason jar! This is one you can share, or keep all to yourself. We won’t judge if you don’t share. We wouldn’t!
Skater: Jen X, Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie
Veggie
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Poison Ivy’s Prettier Sister
Sweet with a sting. Noxious Donna delivers a tempting concoction of a wasabi-laced chocolate cuppy topped with wasabi ganache. Your first bite will hip-check you to pieces. True to Donna's skating style, this cake is smooth and silky, with an unforgiving kick. It just might bring you to tears.
Skater: Noxious Donna, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Ding Dong the Witch is Flying
Inspired by Fonda, who is ever so happy to kick derby girls in their derrieres. This cake will fly right to the top of your favorites! Invoking memories of a classic treat from days past, but with a modern twist, this chocolate cake possesses a creamy vanilla buttercream center and topping, and encircled with a classic relic topping that summons the powers of the four elements. Please don’t wait for a blue moon to consume this blessed treat.
Skater: Fonda Kiknbutz, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
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If you fought hard for the W in last night’s bout, you deserve some rest and relaxation. Sit back, prop up your feet and dive into this delicacy inspired by Thigh Candy of the Bleeding Heartland Rollergirls. You’ll enjoy a moist chocolate cake topped with a scoop of creamy vanilla ice cream (really it’s vanilla buttercream), decadent chocolate ganache, chopped nuts and a cherry. Yep, we put a cherry on top. We heard you say pretty pretty please! Warning: these may just go straight to your thighs. Luckily that’s a good thing in Derby world!
Skater: Thigh Candy, Bleeding Heartland Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Citrus Cuppy’s
Sour Bootie
Breezin’ByYa didn’t think anyone would want to eat a cupcake inspired by her sour butt! She challenged us and we rose to the occasion. You’ll enjoy a lemon-lime combination, with just the right pucker power! Anytime you want someone to kiss you’re a, just give ‘em this!
Skater: Breezin'ByYa, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Beatin’ to the Core
Coach Diane Beatin’ is ready to open a can. You will be battered by a tangy lemon cake, jammed with lemon buttercream, all smeared with a black “eye” of dark chocolate ganache. This is all smacked around a bit by chopped candied ginger and a lemon garnish. Put up your dukes and get ready. She’ll take ya, but you should be ready to fight!
Skater: Diane Beatin', Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie - can be made vegan
Veggie - can be made vegan
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Diva of Destruction
Get ready to party! Shiva Diva is here, and she is packing a wallop. She’s got the hits on the track and now you need to be prepared for a black eye from the taste and deliciousness her cuppy. A moist lemon cake topped with lemon butter sauce, lemon glaze and fresh blueberries. And just to ensure the hit, it’s got fresh blueberries inside the cake. No frosting, but she’s fabulous enough, her cuppy doesn’t need it! Fit for a goddess, but luckily us mere mortals get to partake.
Skater: Shiva Diva, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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She C’s You!
This cake is sure to give you a boost. Sweet C leads you down the orange brick road as you taste a delicious orange infused vanilla cake, glazed with rich chocolate ganache and topped off with fluffy orange buttercream. Help yourself and get your daily vitamin C requirement met by consuming this one!
Skater: Sweet C, Naptown Roller Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Rule-Breaker
Danica McKiller went from the rule enforcer to the Rule Breaker. She used to send the bad derby girls to the penalty box and finally decided to be a bad derby girl herself. Then life happened and she broke the number one rule of roller derby, getting pregnant! She is enjoying the sweet life of motherhood now, but lives on in cuppy form. A lemon cake topped with lemon buttercream is sure to brighten your day! This is a perfect summer cuppy, but why not enjoy it year round.
Danica McKiller, Naptown Roller Girls
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Vegan
Specialty Cuppy’s
We bet you know who inspired this one! A velvety pumpkin cake, topped with gooey cinnamon buttercream and white chocolate pretzel antlers! You’re sure to romp through the hills in happiness after just one bite and “Destroy” it in seconds! - For a vegan version, we can leave off the antlers.
Skater: Dora The Destroyer, Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie - can be made vegan
Veggie - can be made vegan
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Eve’s Forbidden Fruit
Ooey, gooey, creamy, appley and decadent. Apple cheesecake cup”cake” with a Garden of Eden, or in her case, Evil motif. She’s the original bad girl and you’ll be glad you picked off the tree and chose evil. Trust us, we are so glad to be bad!
Skater: Eve Elle, Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie
Veggie
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Beattie’s Brew
She’s stirring a bubbling cauldron of trouble and toil set to unleash on you! This cake will hex and vex you with its pistachio and raspberry flavors, all topped with cream cheese frosting. You will easily fall under her spell.
Skater: Beattie Sedgwick, Circle City Derby Girls
Vegan
Vegan
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Deadie Page is a dead ringer for a Pin-Up girl, and now her cuppy is too. This beautiful cuppy is no poser. A yummy carrot cake is packed with dark chocolate and pecans, and stars orange cream cheese frosting. The toppings combine to make a show-stopper!
Skater: Deadie Page, Naptown Roller Girls
Veggie - can be made vegan
Veggie - can be made vegan
Premuim
Allergen: Contains nuts
Hawt Rod has landed! Hawt Rod has rocketed himself into stardom as one of the newest Race City Rebels. He bares all in his cuppy form. A delicious banana cuppy packed with chocolate chips and pecans, topped with vanilla buttercream and brown sugar butter sauce. Rich, decadent, and “pure awesomeness!” Don’t wait for a blue moon to order!
Skater: The Hawt Rod, Race City Rebels
Premium
Premium
Vegan
Allergen: Contains nuts
Better than Sex
We had to have one! Who better than Dill and Brownie Hero to claim it! You’ll enjoy a delicious chocolate brownie cuppy sandwich in this their enticing cupcake. The cuppy is served as a sandwich, with a peanut butter frosting and dill pickle filling. We know, it sounds weird, but it is “O” so good!
Dill and Brownie Hero, NRG Announcers
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Vegan
Allergen: Contains nuts
Awesome! My little sister is Asian Sinsation!
ReplyDeleteHow much? And how do I order???
Very Cool! Nice to meet you Leah.
ReplyDelete$24/dozen. I am taking 2 dozen to Asian tomorrow evening! I will happily make more if you like.
Call me or email me. 317 698-9460 or derbycakes@hotmail.com
There are several on my list to try soon ... and the last one, Jen X, is delightfully interesting as it comes in a mason jar rather than as cuppy cakes. Is the full 'dozen' in a single jar ... or multiple jars?
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